Have any of you heard of the outrage going on in the American Hindu community over CNN's "believer" series which, now at this most convenient time, has mocked and degraded Hindus and Hinduism? Yes, right now, as Hindus are mysteriously all of a sudden the victims of anonymous violence, and the white Left are trying to fearmonger our community into turning on Trump and his white supporters, yes now is when the white Leftist media at CNN decides to air stereotypical anti-Hindu propaganda. To make matters worse, not only is CNN degrading and bashing Hindus and Hinduism for all to see, they put a brown Muslim up there to do it. We can tell you right now that many Hindus are very suspicious, many of us worked very hard to get Trump elected, and now all of a sudden their is a spike in anonymous violence against us and CNN is normalizing Hinduphobia, very odd coincidence.
So what is all the fuss about? Why do Hindus feel slighted by CNN's believer series on Hinduism, which is hosted by the brown Muslim Reza Aslan? The segment features the Aghori, a small sect of ascetic Shaivites (Shiva worshipers) who are famous for inhabiting cremation grounds and engaging in outrageous yet harmless behavior such as sometimes eating the flesh of dead bodies or ingesting their own excrement. The point of the Aghoris are to be a challenge to normative society, they mock the prevailing social customs to help us Hindus question ourselves, our ideas and our civilization. Just as some of the most visionary political and artistic movements in the West were born in the drug and orgy dens of Europe's bohemian renegades, so too Hindu society also has its acceptable outcasts, those who break tradition, and in doing so give us new ideas which help the society survive.
It is certain that many of the white Leftist, 1960s holdouts who are currently operating CNN, in their hippie youth were dropping acid, sleeping with men women and maybe even animals, were running around on stage naked and perhaps even throwing shit at each others as some form of art. Yes, you decrepit old white Leftists engaged in the most obscene and heinous activities of debauchery in your day, but why? You did this to break your minds free of the prevailing conservatism of your day, you felt cramped, something inside you felt like you needed to break free from tradition, to experiment, to shock, to do something to open the way for a new path, and Hindus never blamed you for this. Was everything you did in the 1960s and 1970s so good or healthy for society? How many of you gave birth to drug babies, how many of you died of AIDS, how many youth were dehumanized by some of your more extreme forms of art? Yes, you made mistakes in your struggle to find a new way, but you will never allow Hindus to do the same.
So here you are now, the reigning white Leftists, at the end of your tenure, used up, washed up and bitter because the teachings of your Marx inspired gurus didn't transform America into the paradise you were expecting, so what have you done? You became the establishment, the white Leftists are the ideological face of the media (even if you don't always own it), you are the front face of the education system (even if you don't always run it), you are the think tanks behind today's entertainment industry (even if you don't always produce it). Like an old painted opium whore, you sit in the shadows with your resentment, whispering your spells of decay and decline over the new youth, whom you have ensured will never be as bright or creative or adventurous as you were. But why do you need to attack Hindus, why do you need to single us out?
Yes, you single us out, and every upright brown Hindu perceives this with extreme sensitivity. Would CNN and the white Left ever produce a miniseries on the barbaric exploits of the Prophet Muhammad? Would you ever go into the backwaters of Pakistan or Bangladesh and try to understand how Muhammad's recorded life of slavery, of rape, of iconoclasm, of degradation of the "pagan" has led to the anti-Hindu and anti-secular violence which are the prevailing motifs of these Muslim societies? No, you don't even listen to brown Muslims and Islamic governments themselves when they explain in plain language that they kill, that they enslave, that they rape and they destroy because they are following the path of Muhammad, no with the Muslim you always have your own convenient and rectifying explanation. Unlike what you have presented with Reza Aslan in the "believer" series, you would never portray Islamic practices as bizarre or frighting, you would never do this because first you are scared of retaliation and second because on some level you resonate with Islam over Hinduism.
But why do you hate the Hindu? Because you wanted freedom and enlightenment, but you followed your sickly and insane white Prophet Karl Marx and his philosophical bastards. You wanted paradise on earth, but all you are now is chewed up and spit out, your hopes have crumbled with the failed states of Russia and Cuba and Venezuela. Your souls have been ossified in hard atheism, they are stuck forever in the cycle of dialectic materialism. Here is why you hate Hindus, because your intellect can detect that over all our many gods and goddesses there transcends a rational non-theism, a conscientiousness that forces above our ability to define, these maneuver and sway society and individuals. You wanted this power, you wanted our secular religion of "the force", but your Prophets were too concrete, too self-embodied and too fearful to present the abstract. Like you we believe in the cyclical nature of reality, and evolution, but unlike you we did not trap our vision, we did not enslave it to our own personal egos, we did not command the cycle to deliver us to the Worker State! You hate us because we did not fall into the same trap as you did, despite the many possibilities of the formed we knew to always elevate first the formless, but you elevated the formed of your limited consciousness. Your vision of the future did not pan out, so now you think you are going to take it out on us.
So what did you do, how did you decide to take revenge on the Hindus, because we supported Trump, because we dared to look beyond the current moment and mold our own future, how did your ugly white Leftist minds plot to undermine us? Of course your not going to focus on the myriads of accomplishments of Hindu civilization, your not going to show the wonder of our ancient architecture, your not going to tell the story of how the invading Muslim armies burnt down our world renowned libraries and universities, your not going to show the world our groundbreaking advances in medicine and mathematics, your not going to explain how British colonialism led to many of the economic and social ills India faces today, your not going to highlight India's reviving Hindu middle class, your not going to garner sympathy for the Hindu by memorializing the 80 million who were murdered in Muslim pogroms, your not going to give us the respect we are due for influencing many of the world's most famous philosophers and scientists, your not going to give us the credit we are due for bringing yoga and meditation to the world, no you are not going to do any of this because right now you need to smear us for daring to buck your busted soulless asses.
Rather than ever highlight our great accomplishments or our victimhood, you try and sadly fail to use one of our more eccentric but necessary traditions against us, and you send out one of your brown Muslim lackeys to do it. Reza Aslan sat like a foppish twit on the shores of Vanarsi and acted like a snooty, pathetic, wilted hothouse flower as he surreptitiously mocked and degraded the Aghori men. We were so happy to see our brothers who protect the margins of our society as they joked that if Aslan didn't shut his impish wimpy mouth that they would cut his head off, which we all know they would never do! Thank the gods we have these irreverent Hindu Social Justice Warriors (H-SJWs) to keep you over civilized and yeasty hatemongers in your place, and that includes your limp-wristed house Muslims. Our Aghori would outdo your Ozzy Osbourne and your KISS any day of the week, not matter how many live animals they eat on stage, no matter how much of their shit they throw in your mouths, so swallow that too while you are at it.
Here is what the pasty faced white Leftists who run CNN and Huffington Post need to know, the American Hindu community is VERY suspicious of the fact that all of a sudden there is an alarming rise in hate crimes against us, especially since the white population is acutely aware of the fact that Hindus supported Trump in significant numbers. Unlike you, we attend white Trump rallies, and everyone knows that Trump came to a Hindu event in New Jersey and proclaimed that he would be the best friend of Hindus in the White House. You wouldn't know this, because you pale ghosts only show up when it is time to malign us, but we Hindus have been joining majority white anti-Islamic terrorism rallies for year, yes, unbeknownst to you we have become a valuable addition to the anti-Leftists/anti-Islamists activist landscape. Yes, white Trump supporters love the fact that we come with inside knowledge of the enemy and can articulate our history of oppression, we give the fight deeper meaning and context. Everyone is suspicious of this recent spate of attacks, and you white Leftists are the ones coming to everyone's minds.
And that brings us to the last reason why you hate us, why you seek to dehumanize and humiliate us, why you are trying to divide us from white America who has already begun to accept us. You hate us because despite all the oppression and genocide and slavery we have suffered under Islamic and British colonialism, we have still managed to rise to the occasion and become one the world's most educated and economically successful people on earth. Here is something that every brown person knows, Hindu and non-Hindu alike, you dying race of white Leftists want pets, you want damaged brown people with no hope so that you can be their "champion" and mold them, you want brown people to be the children you never had or who have abandoned you or who are now destroyed by the ugly druggy lazy culture you have inspired. You love brown Muslims like Reza Aslan because you know that Muslims need a crutch, they can't build their own vibrant secular democracies, they are abused slaves, they are needy, you want needy brown people who will eat out of your wrinkly bloodstained hands. The Hindu will never bow to you, we are more educated and more industrious than you could ever care to be, and that is why you hate us so much.
Let's end this on a good note. You ignorant bigots probably don't know this, but on March 13th we Hindus will be celebrating our spring festival of Holi. The message of Holi is apropos to this current situation. According to our histories, there was once an evil king named Hiranyakashipu, he was evil because, just like you white Leftists, he could not see any power above his own stupid ego, he expected all of humanity to worship him as supreme. Now this white Leftist prototype, Hiranyakashipu, he had a son named Prahlada who represents we Hindus very well, he was wise enough to know his father's ego was not all encompassing, and so Prahlada worshiped the power of preservation personified as Lord Vishnu as supreme above his father.
Like you white Leftists, king Hiranyakashipu was very arrogant and murderous and duplicitous, and so he hatched a plan to kill his own son. Just as you white Leftists have your brown Muslim servants, Hiranyakashipu had his witch sister Holika, and the two devised a plan to kill Prahlada. Holika lured Prahlada onto a funeral pyre which she planned to set on fire. Like your brown Muslim co-conspirators, Holika thought that she was safe from the flames of her stupid and ugly hatred because she was wearing a magical cloak which she thought would preserve her from the flames. But the power of preservation, Lord Vishnu, he protected Prahlad and burnt "Holika" alive. Then there was Holika's task master to deal with. Seeing that his plans had failed, king Hiranyakashipu tried to attack and kill Prahlada, but all of a sudden Vishnu burst out of a pillar in the form of Narashima (a man-lion) and ripped Hiranyakashipu limb from limb.
This Holi, many of us Hindus will likely be hanging out with our white friends who support Trump. Like us, your white relatives are sick and tired of you and your hate mongering. We will be making them very aware that we are extremely suspicious of these recent attacks on Hindus, and how they coincide with CNN's decision to come out with an anti-Hindu hate piece at this very critical time. There is much Narashima energy in the air these days, whites and browns are fed up with those who attack the pillars of secularism and democracy while at the same time getting in bed with the Islamists who have built nothing but murderous and retrograde theocracies. The evening before Holi we will be lighting bonfires to represent the burning of Holika, the witch who tried to kill Prahlada at the behest of her wicked brother Hiranyakashipu, but the next day we will celebrate the spring, new life, by throwing colors in the streets. Just as we do in India, this Holi we will use our festivities to break down barriers of race and caste and class, and here in America we will further break down the barriers between white and brown supporters of Trump. This is the spring, the dawn of a new alliance, you don't control the narrative anymore, and you never will again.